Intricacies of Unicorn Politics

It is established early on by the drawfee boys that the intricacies of unicorn politics will forever remain lost on us. But from what we as mortals can gather political views amongst these majestic creatures usually fall somewhere on the conservative to liberal spectrum.

The conservative unicorn party has been focusing much of its time on wizards after the 'Gold Crisis.' Rising fear for the safety of the unicorns gold has created an increase in support for the 'anti wizard law' which seeks to deport all wizards back to Wiseland (Presumably the homeland of the wizards) More liberal unicorns seek to find common ground with the wizards believing that not all of them are gold stealing hellions.

Political debates among unicorns are conducted through their telepathic horns. The winner of the debate will be the one who does not disintegrate from the strain of the telepathic energy. The debate will usually end with the unicorns 'clopping at each other' which appears to be their version of a hand shake. It is unclear how this is done when one of the unicorns has disintegrated.